Title:           Aux Teaparty
Author:          RembrandtPussyhorse
Pastebin link:   http://pastebin.com/XhLu925s
First Edit:      Monday 11th of November 2013 09:40:42 PM CDT
Last Edit:       Monday 11th of November 2013 09:40:42 PM CDT

>Aux lay still underneath his bed
>Listening to the clopping of hooves and the shrill shrieks of girlish laughter that filled the house
>As the door to his bedroom opened he held his breath
>Watching as a pair of hooves strode in past his limited vision
>Unintentionally he let out a soft whimper
>The hooves stopped, for a moment there was nothing but silence
Oh Aux Come out to play-ayyy
>Aux curled up, shrinking as far away from the hooves as possible
Aux Come out to playyyyyyy
>Aux tensed up as the face of his older sister peeked underneath his bed
Girls I found him
>Jasmine cried out as she began to crawl under the bed
>A malicious grin stretching across her face
>Laughter filled his ears as a small stampede of hooves echoed closer and closer down the hallway
Come play with us, little brother
>Jasmine smirked as she reached out and grabbed one of his hooves
NOOOOOOOOO
>Howled Aux as his older sister attempted to drag him out from underneath his bed
>A faint glimmer of hope passing through his mind as he remained un-budged from his hiding place
>That was until three other fillys burst into his room
>Joining his older sister they each reached for his hooves and began pulling
>Aux put up a valiant stuggle, but to no evail as the older fillys overpowered him
>Sliding out from under the bed
>In sheer desperation Aux grasped onto the bedrail
>As two of his sisters friends each grabbed onto his hind legs and began to pull
NOOOO LET ME GO
>Cried Aux as he clung to the bedrail
Baby brother is going to come play dressup with us!
>Smiled Jasmine as she began to pry his hooves off the bedrail
>With one final tug Aux flew backwards into the Fillys waiting arms
>Quickly the four each grabbed a leg as Aux struggled
>Ears ringing as shrieks of girlish laughter filled them
>Aux groaned as he was led to his sisters room
>As the door opened his eyes winced
>Bright pink paint covered the walls
>Shelves full of plooshes
>Posters of Boybat bands plastered over the walls
>Mango Montana, The Backstreet Bats, The Mango Brothers
>Sitting him down two of the fillys began rummaging through Jasmines closet
Oh hes going to look so keeeewt in this!
>Cooed one of them
>Looking up Aux noticed Jasmine and one of her friends sorting through a small box
>Suddenly he was held down as the other two friends came out of the closet
Now hold still and be a good little ballerina princess!
>Each giggled as they forced a sparkling pink tutu onto his waist
Oooooooh what a cute wittle colty, wolty
>They exclaimed as Aux looked down at the pink fluffiness in shame
>His face beginning to glow a dark crimson
Aww wook how cyoot he is, hes blushing
Time to put the pony princess tiara on!
>One filly said as she clipped a plastic golden crown covered in fake jewels onto his forehead
Ive got the makeup ready!
>Cried Jasmine as Aux sat surrounded by the fillys
>Wearing a fluffy pink tutu and pony princess tiara
But I dont wanna
>Aux whined as a filly began putting mascara onto his eyes
>Curling his normally straight eyelashes
Hes sooooo adowubble Jasmine, I wish I had a baby brother like him!
Now close your eyes so we can put the eyeliner on
>Closing his eyes Aux felt the sharp tip of a pencil roughly smear over his eyelids
That colour looks soooo good on him
>Coos and giggles once again filled the air
>Aux opened his eyes just in time for his face to be assaulted with a poofy brush
>He sneezed and began coughing as makeup dust filled the air
>The fillys squeed at his adorableness
Now its time for the ruby red lipstick
>Jasmine grinned as she smeared a creamy poultice overtop his lips
Hes just sooo precious!
>They shrieked in unison as Jasmine held up a mirror infront of Aux to showcase him their work
>Aux shrunk back in horror at the colourfully smeared monstrosity that was his face
>With the pony princess crown glimmering brightly
>Aux stared back at the girly, dollish features thickly caked onto his face
>Quietly he began to sob to the sounds of cooing all around him
Aww dont cry baby brother Well get you all cleaned up before mom and dad get home in a couple hours.
I know what will cheer you up for now A tea party!
>The fillys giggled as a single tear of shame dripped down Auxs cheek
>His torment had only just begun
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>Aux sat down at a small table
>A tea set lay before him
>Cheap cups made of china lay on top of small saucers
>An old teapot sat upon a wooden tray with small crust less sandwiches cut into rectangles, filled with cream cheese and thinly sliced cucumber
>Jasmine had stood beside him, formerly introducing him as her younger brother before allowing him a seat
>She and her filly friends now fully dressed up themselves sat alongside him
>Each were either sipping tea or nibbling a sandwich
>A Ploosh sat on each remaining seat
>Aux with his plate bare and teacup empty glowered at them
>He was not a very happy ballerina pony princess
>Would you like a cup of tea Aux?
>He looked up to see one of Jasmines friends holding up a teapot, gesturing it at him
>She was really quite pretty he thought as he blushed and gave a slight nod
>Grabbing the teapot as she handed it to him he began pouring it forth into the little teacup, splashing the tea all over as it quickly spouted out
>Aux how unladylike! gasped Jasmine as she pulled the teapot from his hooves
>This is how we pour tea in a civilised society she replied, steadying the teapot into a smooth even stream
>Now what do we say?
Th-Thank.you
>Aux replied as he brought the teacup to his mouth and began slurping noisily, lipstick smearing over the rim
>His mouth suddenly on fire Aux spewed the hot tea out all over the table covering Jasmine and her friends
>Their faces contorted with rage as Aux put down the cup of tea and smiled sheepishly at them
S-S-Sorry
>He looked at the angry fillys in front of him as make-up began to drip down their faces
>Well it looks like somep0ny is in need of learning proper etiquette said Jasmine through gritted teeth as she poured him another cup of tea
>Now Aux, the tea is very hot so you must sip it slowly and gracefully
>Aux picked up the cup and began to slowly slurp at the contents
>And we do not slurp our tea! Slurping is for unrefined hooligans Snapped the filly sitting next to him
>Aux glared back at her and began to sullenly sip his tea before daintily putting the cup back onto its saucer
>Well done Aux, Well make a high class Gentlecolt out of you yet
>Aux pondered the irony of that statement as he sat in a pink tutu, tiara on head and face covered in make-up
>Staring at the tray of sandwiches his stomach began to rumble
M-may somefilly k-kindly pass the tray of s-sandwiches please he stuttered
>I most certainly can, Aux replied the filly nearest to the sandwiches
>Passing the tray over to Aux he quickly grabbed two of the small rectangular sandwiches
Thank-you Miss
>Starving he quickly took a big bite out of the sandwich and began chewing
>With a loud thwack he winced as Jasmine smacked his hoof and he dropped his sandwich
>Chewing with ones mouth open is unacceptable in bourgeoise society Aux and keep your elbows off the table. I thought we had taught you better than that.
>Aux apologised pouting as he picked his sandwich back up and began to slowly chew, his mouth now closed
>Aww isnt he keekeekee-yoot chirped the filly across the table from him
>Aux nearly choked on his remaining sandwich in embarrassment
>Now wipe the crumbs from your dirty face before you embarrass yourself shot Jasmine
I feel embarrassed enough already
>Thought Aux as he picked up a napkin and began wiping crumbs from his muzzle to the sound of giggling fillys
>And when youre finished place your napkin on your lap and not on the table
>Finishing his afternoon tea he quietly sat still as each filly began conversing with their Plooshes and each other
>After a while Jasmine got up from her seat and announced
>Well girls its time that we bring this tea party to a close as my parents shall be coming home soon and I must get Aux cleaned up and finish foalsitting him.
>The fillys each gracefully got up from their seats and grabbed their Ploosh before thanking Jasmine for a wonderful party.
>Smiling they each waved their hooves good-bye to ballerina princess Aux before leaving
>Quickly Aux tore off the tutu and tiara before running to the bathroom to wipe off the make-up on his face
>Relieved that the tea party of torture was over
